A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.
by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024

by BrilloPad February 17, 2014

by Luz@3leches October 27, 2018

Slang term for sex,meaning to fuck her so good she has a toasted look upon her face. Also an after sex congratulatory drink.
by Capt Grabass August 14, 2011

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016

Sleepy toast is not a toast, it's the memory foam product feels comfy while we pressing it. It feels like toast, slowly rebounding, sweet and soft.
by Anji Lee November 24, 2021
