Twat-stain

1. The signature red stain on a girl's undergarments.
2. Anyone and everyone who you do NOT like.

1. The twat-stain on that hooker's panties made my dick about as hard as a banana peel.
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!

by xPedobearz April 28, 2011

Twat yogurt

The jizz that falls out of a vagina the next morning after it's been there all night.

I wore a dress to work today and had twat yogurt run down my legs every time I stood up.

by PabloFishcobar July 23, 2017

Twat shot

A snap shot of the pussy also known as the twat. Most often found in the sorted of sexting

Man I got a nice twat shot last night

by Smithert April 6, 2019

Cupboard Of Twats

Collective term for a large group of twats. Sometimes also referenced as The Twat Cupboard e.g. "Get in The Twat Cupboard you twat!"
Also the opposite of a Drawer Of Prats.

Look at that Cupboard Of Twats over there...

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

Twat lint

Random fuzzies or hairs that fall out of the vag area

Damn, who left twat lint on the toilet seat again?

by Tater27 January 18, 2018

twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine

"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

twack twat

Tweaker pussy

The sex was great but that bitch had some twack twat that belongs in the zoo.

by Riot Craig May 3, 2018