Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

by wordplaya May 9, 2011

bird moment

scary good, "sister moment" where the thoughts of both sisters are synchronized to a weird extent

i like that bird.
that one?
yes! holy hell how did you do that!?
woahhh
bird moment!
what?
that, is a bird moment
fuck yeah!
*lolsfhiceb

by colie114 September 15, 2010

car birds

Girls who hang round racetrack pit lanes, or advertise. Usually wearing modified team shell suits

Famous racing drivers wifes, young, blonde, tanned.. fit..

man.. look at those car birds.. I'd ride her car..

by rubicks June 23, 2005

flappy bird

the sexual act of sticking it in soft due to the outside force commonly known as 'whiskey dick.'

"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."

by caprisunkillah February 10, 2014

Momma Birding

The act of transferring liquid or food, mouth to mouth, to another individual. Most commonly done with alcoholic beverages at clubs.

Oh my god I was at the club last night and like was totally momma birding this really hot guy and it was like so in.

by Skarrow October 25, 2016

joshua bird

clean in the streets, freak in the sheets

what a joshua bird

by cheesybeans82 April 24, 2018

scrape the bird

Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.

I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.

by LeDarke November 16, 2017