Turtle Breath

Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.

Mate that fart is really RANK!

Yeah I know, it's the Turtle Breath

by Strandhogg December 14, 2012

Turtle Day

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.

Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow

by Elven Angel September 26, 2013

Turtle Milkshake

To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.

My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.

by Animefreakgoddess July 6, 2011

turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.

how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.

by unoriginally November 22, 2020

water turtle

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States

Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.

by Jaclyn February 8, 2005

turtle cock

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

by Sausage King June 11, 2006

mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

by yes June 3, 2003