G.B.S.G time

G.B.S.G (gay boy straight girl) time is a ritual between a gay boy and straight girl. During this event the gay Boy will often paint the girls nails, do her hair, and apply makeup to the girl whilst the girl complains about how her life is going. Generally it is the best thing to cheer a girl up.

Girl: I HATE MY LIFE!!! My term paper was on my hard drive and my computer crashed!!
Gay Boy: oh honey it sounds like you need some G.B.S.G time

by Psuedopodia April 23, 2010

coach's time

1.when a coach says we will be out at 5 and you end up getting out at 6
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field

coach:"Well boys we're going to get you out early today"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"

by random persona June 7, 2010

Tee Shirt Time

This is applied to the show Jersey Shore, where it means the following: when Vinny, Situation, Pauly, and Ronnie go out to a club, they prepare what shirt they want to wear ahead of time. In order to not ruin the shirt while they wait for the girls to finish getting ready, they wear wife beaters or man tank tops. When everyone is ready to go, it's TEE SHIRT TIME, and they put on the shirts that they picked out for the club.

Is everybody ready to go clubbing? That means it's tee shirt time!

by JerseyBabee March 1, 2011

One Jack at a Time

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.

Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

by Twenty Three Yorks in my Fetus September 24, 2011

Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.

by Strikeout October 23, 2012