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GE Test Technician

Usually the smartest people at PTO, work on multi million dollar jet engines. Run engines while fucking your girl. Most often than not have huge dicks and always in the DMs of your bitch. Doesn't need a union because they don't have to fight for their worth, it is already known. Best job in southern Ohio
"did you see that GE test technician?" Yeah that GE test Technician is sod and has a huge dick.

"Yeah, she left me for a GE test Technician."

"Wow, that GE test Technician made me cum 7 times last night"
by TheGETestTech September 24, 2019
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Testing the oil

testing the oil is when a team of, say, soccer players goes to shower and if anybody gets a boner sometimes they try and just dip the tip as though an oil cap in your car. in the puccis of anybody who cant turn around. test their oil. you be a dipstick ya see
Ron is doing his thing where he overcomes his autism by trying to temporarily dominate any encircling opposition; he's testing the oil again
by 420osis May 23, 2018
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test shooter

When someone decides to shoot up the school to get out of taking final exams.
I'm not going to pass these exams wheres a test shooter when we need one.
by Lil Grail May 28, 2018
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APRICOT Test

Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T

An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.

A: Appearance

-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality

-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations

-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence

-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications

-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities

-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"

"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017
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test

to try something for the first time to verify the state of it (if it works)
I need to TEST if it work's.
by hisec January 22, 2020
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test

test
by nothira January 28, 2020
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cerealogical tests

Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.
Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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