when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
by sushirice828 July 4, 2022
Get the mountain theorymug. Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?
Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
Get the Dual Gene Theorymug. A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.
by jeditimelord April 30, 2020
Get the Time Kinematics Theorymug. The aesthetic principle that adopting physical attributes associated with the musician Skrillex—such as shaving the side of one’s head and wearing thick glasses—can drastically change one’s appearance and the way in which they are perceived.
Skrillex Theory can be used as a conceptual template used to analyze interpersonal dynamics, self-presentation, and individual identity.
Skrillex Theory can be used as a conceptual template used to analyze interpersonal dynamics, self-presentation, and individual identity.
“Many fans of Skrillex will use Skrillex Theory as a means to appear culturally distinct and attract like-minded individuals”
“Sonny Moore’s drastic change in appearance between 2009 and 2010 with only a few adjustments to his hair and style is considered to be the first example of Skrillex Theory”
“Sonny Moore’s drastic change in appearance between 2009 and 2010 with only a few adjustments to his hair and style is considered to be the first example of Skrillex Theory”
by skrillextheoryvictim January 5, 2025
Get the Skrillex Theorymug. like the oxford theory but instead of white men or white women its south asian men or women. a chinese girl and a indian guy would be considered kumon theory. its called kumon because of the shared trauma of kumon
by fuhmybigchuguslife November 22, 2025
Get the Kumon theorymug. The Injury Theory is a theory states that you should let your child or animal do something and get a injury so that way they will learn to not do that action again.
(Guy 1): I use the Injury Theory with my child to make them learn things
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely
by SleepyKade April 5, 2021
Get the Injury Theorymug. The Axon Theory is kind of the video game versions of Jupming the Shark and Nuking the Fridge, it means that a Video Game series that has gone into major crappy meltdown.
Mortal Kombat Armageddon was the lameest 7th sequel to hit the video game shelves because of the lame fataitlies they have < so I considered this as a part of "The Axon Theory". I also name this word after one of the hoverboards in "Unreal Tournament 3".
by MikeKal August 27, 2009
Get the The Axon Theorymug.