Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.
My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!
by Sunshyne January 22, 2019
Get the flat pornmug. Terry: Hey Tom I heard you and your wife were making spirit porn again.
Tom: Yeah I felt our spirits making love themselves.
Tom: Yeah I felt our spirits making love themselves.
by IStoleYourFetus May 29, 2018
Get the Spirit Pornmug. by Jenni Talyeast May 5, 2021
Get the Porn Buddymug. Druggie porn is any picture of any mind-altering substance of a particularly large amount or good quality.
Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Bob: So Jon does coke now...
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.
Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.
Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.
by 00100001 January 5, 2014
Get the druggie pornmug. A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.
After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.
by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018
Get the chaos pornmug. Jake : Hey Chad have you seen the new femboy porn that was posted?
Chad : I haven’t is it good?
Jake : It’s very good i came 10 times last night while watching it
Chad : Wow im gonna make sure i’ll watch it
Jake : How about we watch it together and jerk each other off?
Chad : That sounds very lovely! Let’s do it now im getting harder just by thinking about it!
Chad : I haven’t is it good?
Jake : It’s very good i came 10 times last night while watching it
Chad : Wow im gonna make sure i’ll watch it
Jake : How about we watch it together and jerk each other off?
Chad : That sounds very lovely! Let’s do it now im getting harder just by thinking about it!
by Dark_Zach August 21, 2023
Get the Femboy Pornmug. by minugtew June 16, 2017
Get the pillow pornmug.