Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto April 19, 2012
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Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.
Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."
by badmanjoe October 07, 2010
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chubby muff

Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.
"Oi, chubby muff!"
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Queen muff muncher

Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died
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stud muff

A New Jersey word for old vagina.
You stupid stud muff
by Muddy cricket November 25, 2016
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beer muffs

When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.
Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.
by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023
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Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 06, 2012
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