mum

a mum!!!!! oh boy mums are awesome.

HEY MUM I LOVE YOU

by laralovescoffee October 15, 2019

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

ur mum

the one i banged last night

i banged ur mum last night

by bangedurmumlastnight April 20, 2021

Mum

A person who loves unconditionally. A character builder and heart healer. The maker and keeper of wonderful memories.

The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world

I love my mum with my whole heart

by Thebestchild March 21, 2020

mum

I shagged ur mum

I shagged ur mum

by mc muffin 11 November 3, 2018

Ur mum

The ultimate insult to destroy your enemies weaknesses: no u

Fred: ur gay
Bob: do you know who else is?
Fred: no
Bob: ur mum
Fred: (gets sniped)

by Ur_mum_gay1 October 31, 2021

You’re mum

You’re mum means when someone is about to brutally muders your mother then days “you’re mum”

Someone:Omg you’re mum 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You:NO PLEASE. DONT KILL MY MOTHER I BEG YOU. SHES THE ONLY FAMILY IVE GOT LEFT

by You you you’re mum October 10, 2021