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Goons

“You really got goons to attack me?”
by RedSpoil October 5, 2018
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Goon

A person who is so stupid they cannot do anything, not even to save their life

some symptoms of being a goon are as followed:
-lack of intellect
-lack of awareness
-having a punchable face

Note: not to be confused with goon which is a low ranking member of a group of syndicate, the context of this term is to be used an an insult for dumb people.
by Dont tell my school i'm here October 12, 2020
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Gooning

Gooning is when you edge for more than 5 hours.
: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours

: Yeah, hes gooning.
by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023
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Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023
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Goon

A goon is a sly gang member not gangbanger who is sly goons put in theharder work and dont get popped
Goons are usually extremely mid to high rank and are hard to hit back

Goon is a type of gangmember like a perp or thug
Goons are sly and goony that is why they all act like a certain way and are easy to spot through actin

A goony example of a goon is the Ganggreen gang from PowerPuff girls

Each member is like a goon because each goon has their own look like their soul
"Goon you pop them kids yet?"
by Tiggrismymoniker October 30, 2020
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Portsmouth Flicker Gooning

It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK
Wow, I just had the best experience whilst Portsmouth Flicker Gooning!
by Googlebop February 5, 2025
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Moon gooning

You blow the head off a buffalo then you goon under the moon light.
"The Boys and I were going to go moon gooning tonight"
by Fartnugget36 November 19, 2023
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