Timmy Taylor

A complete chick magnet who is fought over constantly by hot chicks. Cool guy. People wish they could be like him but aren’t built as different as Timmy.

“Woah, look at Timmy Taylor.”
“Oh my God he is the very hot.”

by Ur Mom hahahaha May 14, 2021

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Zac Taylor

On a scale of Man to Shit, Bengals coach Zac Taylor ranks just above liquid feces. He’s incapable of not sucking, and his incompetence is only rivaled by Mike Brown. His failures, while copious, lack a modicum of intrigue. His wife hangs out at shit hole bars.

Well we just got back on the road after taking a massive Zac Taylor.

by Captain Carlton Von Suck Hag September 20, 2021

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Lidl Taylor Swift

A creative person, usually a writer, a poet, a singer who writes their own lyrics, who draws from personal experiences and infuses their work with it, but will never be as good as Taylor Swift because she IS the music industry. A big part of Taylor Swift's discography is famously known for being inspired by romantic partners from her real life. "Lidl" is a European chain value for money grocery store chain. It is known for having store name brand items for very low prices. Like an Aldi. Any artist essentially can call themselves Lidl Taylor Swift no matter their medium as long as their work is at least inspired by personal events.

nick: how does publishing your short story about your high school bullies feel?
anna: amazing! I felt like Lidl Taylor Swift.

by poetsmith November 22, 2021

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