Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.

Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.

by Griggle May 25, 2024

Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!

Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!

by Boychi January 9, 2021

Swamp Ass

When your ass sweats so much it becomes a viable option for Shrek to relocate to.

"Did you see his swamp ass?"
"No."
"He had swamp ass, and I want to eat it."

by 4rri July 16, 2019

Silent Swamp

Silent swamp is a slang word for a women's female anatomy. In greater detail it is specific to describing a women who has a high sex drive but goes unfulfilled for various reasons leaving her wet/moist without relief from a partner.

Mary has had a long drought in the sack and has got a bit of a Silent Swamp going on down there.

by Bill_Murphy October 17, 2017

Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey is the most elite of air boats, to the point where all other air boats bow to its greatness!

Some day I want to own a sweet swamp donkey!

by A KY July 2, 2017

Swamp puppy

A non-aggressive American alligator or crocodile, often found in the Everglades. Swamp puppies are usually found in the water, swimming around, chilling below the surface, and being peaceful lizard bois.

“Hey guys, I’m in the Florida Everglades and I just found this huge swamp puppy. Isn’t he cute?”

by soda drink December 12, 2023

swamp texan

A person born in Texas and raised in East Texas north of Victoria.

Hey Tex, are you a cowboy?
No I'm from Lufkin. I'm a swamp Texan.

by Buckinhorse6 April 28, 2017