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Surfboart

How Beyonce says "Surfboard" in her song Drunk in Love.
i've been grindin in the cluh and ridin mah surfboart
by big man doo doo April 24, 2014
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fart surfing

The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.

It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.
by bu11fr0g July 23, 2009
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Sharecash Survey

the most annoying thing in the world, usually linked from YouTube and offering "2 good to be true" promises, which when filled out, usually results and email-spam rape, and a broken spirit and/or virus
Sharecash survey, the andy dick of internet
by sharecashisgay October 4, 2010
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Czech Surprise

When a gay guy distracts another gay guy and quickly slips him some dick.
Gay guy: What's that over there?!
Other gay guy: (Looks "over there")
Gay guy: Gives other gay guy the Czech Surprise
by Dr Gays October 11, 2013
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Gym bag Surprise

A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!
Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!

Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.
by Iceoplex42 September 29, 2009
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surrender

1. The French National Pastime
2. A Cheap Trick song, which has nothing to do with the French, but rocks anyway
1. When we go over to Paris to stab Chirac in the back in return, they'll surrender with all arms raised.
2. "Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right/They just seem a little weird/Surrender, surrender/but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ayyyy"
by Alex October 9, 2003
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