National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

International throw short people day

A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission

Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Throw A short person day

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

Millburn, Shorthills

Millburn, Shorthills is a W town town with a bunch of W men who rizz up all of the women. They all have a fire sneaker game and are smart ass kids because they go to the Millburn Middle School. We own Livingston. The teachers are great but the students are even better.

Kid 1: Where you from?
Kid 2: I'm from Millburn, Shorthills
Kid 1: That is an absolute W town

by Milburn4L September 6, 2022

Short Shit

a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear

Laaaaaadies, do u think i look and act like a SHORT SHIT

by kevin pizlori January 19, 2008

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.

Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007