Santa

A man that breaks into your house spy’s on you and don’t get arrested plus he has a waist line bigger than 3 reindeer

dasher- oh no there’s Santadancer-umm Santa can you mabye lay off the cookiesSanta-shut up or I give you to a kidruldolph-PLEASE I’VE WANTED YOU TO SO THAT FOR 20 YEARS

by Weird dog lover08 December 19, 2018

sant bani school

a shitty place im gladd i got out of. sure its good for some people. drove me insane.

where did u get that tshirt?

oh, sant bani school....
WHY TF ARE U ADVERTISING THAT SHIT GET OUTTA HERE

by ayoayoayoayo December 28, 2018

Santa

Santa is a fat bastard that doesn't exist. He used to be called St. Nicolas and travels round the world delivering presents on Christmas Eve.

Look mum it's santa!!

by Tjasus December 29, 2018

Santa

I hope this scars your childhood forever :)

A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.

"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."

by Illunious January 7, 2019

Santé

Cheers

Ok, let's drink some wine.... Santé!

by Sebashtian January 26, 2019

santa333

Santa333 is someone who is very nice helpful cheers you up and is super sporty sss

You are a Santa333

by Santa333 January 27, 2019

santas grotto

The love dungeon in which Santa often takes the elves and people on the naughty list for BDSM related activities.

1) Heard some really lots screeching from Santas grotto last night.
2) Not sure if the snow was melting around Santas grotto but I saw some fluids seeping under the door this morning
3) You seen the Ho ho hoe's coming in and out of Santas grotto? Damn, they would make me cum more than once a year.

by SilentDefiner February 7, 2019