Squirrel Appreciation Day

A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.

Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up

by eggmeme February 12, 2023

Squirreling

To go down to a camp site late at night in order to steal alcohol or other valuables from peoples coolers, campsites, and picnic tables. Originated in Southern California.

"Hey, we gonna go squirreling tonight. Free Alcohol!"

by CET the Crumpet September 4, 2011

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.

Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.

by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017

squirrel tuft

The hair tramp stamp above the ass crack of a guy.

93 took off his shirt at the pool and had a massive squirrel tuft on his back.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.

Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed

by Ljhnh September 23, 2017

The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.

Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."

by ziater September 4, 2008

scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019