Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.

I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.

by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010

squeezeboxing

In computer science: inefficient compression <-> expansion of data in order to accommodate inconsistent abstractions or interfaces. See also regifting.

Geek: Your new module takes an comma-separated string of names of objects while the rest of the system uses lists.
Meek: Squeezeboxing - my bad.

by msd13 November 15, 2011

squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Squeeze Lungs

noun.

- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.

"Be careful when you kill it. Don't hit it too fast and get squeeze lungs."

by #iMadeinstagram September 16, 2014

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016