Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

blood spunk

blood spunk could be the obvious (shaging a woman whilst its the time of the month) or just a way of expelling anger ....

arrrrrhg you fucking blood spunk .
look at yus you got fuckin blood spunk on me fuckin bed.

by Napalm Viper July 29, 2012

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.

"Dude, she's so hot I'm about to blow spunk!"

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

Unicorn spunk

Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.

Hey unicorn spunk wanna FaceTime??
chat

by Unicornspunk123 December 19, 2017

cunt spelunking

The act of fucking a pussy so loose it reminds you of exploring the cavernous depths of a damp dark cave spelunking

Guy 1: Man, I hooked up with that chick from the club last night ..

Guy 2: nice! She a good fuck?

Guy 1: nah- let me put it this way... I wouldn’t say we “fucked” as much as I would say that I ended up going cunt spelunking

by Ellecapone1337 April 22, 2018

Butt-Spelunker

A person or persons who enjoy exploring another persons anal cavity

Thomas and robert are experienced butt-spelunkers, every day they enthusiastically explore eachothers anal cavities with many tricks and techniques!

by RandomPlatypus June 15, 2018