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sperm burglar

one who steals sperm by keystering.
That Brian Bates is a sperm burglar,faggoty ass mother f*$#er.
by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004
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sperb83

see bigfloppydonkeydick and craig.
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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sperm blivet

A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her the dumb shit she has to say.
GOD DAMNIT MARYANN! I'm going paint balling with Justin and Clint so shut your sperm blivet! also see dick handfor discription of Maryann
by Justin M August 25, 2004
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sperglord

Someone who states true facts to try and reveal the problems with things. While others dislike that the truth may reveal the downside and raise issues that aren't being addressed. While others don't like to hear about the problems and call this person a sperglord.
Person A: Too many people play World of Warcraft. Over 12 million I believe.

World of Warcraft player: Quit being a sperglord.
by jackaljeep October 21, 2010
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Spermtastic

A word used to describe a very attractive chick; Like saying she worth all my Sperms.
<Person1> Oh dude, did you see that chick?
<Person2> Yeah, what's with that chick?
<person1> She's spermtastic.
by TroHax January 10, 2009
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Sperm Break

noun -

1)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved are taking a leave of absence from education, society, and more importantly sex/masturbation.

2)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved decide that they need to have sex or masturbate.

3)Another way to say/define Spring Break (as denoted by the large number of hook-ups that occur during this period of time off: see definition 4).

Adj. - Sperm Breaker

4)Another word for a condom
1) Man I've had too many hook-ups this semester, I need a sperm break so I can focus on my classes...

2) I'm soo stressed out right now I need a sperm break!

3) Oh man, I can't wait for Sperm Break! It's gonna be soo wild!

4) Do you have a sperm breaker by chance? I really need one bad!
by ExplicitLyrics April 1, 2009
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