Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.

Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.

by TIPSDIAMREM February 13, 2025

Sock Solitaire

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

I Spit On Your Grave

I mean, if you want the REAL analog...

Hym "What you are going is like raping a women for, like, watching I Spit On Your Grave. That's the real analog. What? You think it's OK to torture and murder men? To you like torture and murder?"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

Gage on her own spit

When a sex partner (male or female) chokes on their partners oral orgasm because saliva has mixed with the deposit and becomes too much to swallow

She played with my "load" too long in her mouth and began to gage on her own spit.

by BallHammer December 30, 2010

snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...

"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."

by ultramodern June 20, 2014

shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016