Lover of Brom Bones and Leroy Jenkins, buys Yugioh cards for a living and is a Portuguese Manly Man.
Jerry Smith is very strong butcan he carry all those boxes of yugioh cards by himself? Why did he buy them all?
Jerry why do you like Brom Bones ? “ because he is Daddy “
Jerry - “ LEEEEERRRROOOYYYY JENKINNNNNSSSSS!
Jerry why do you like Brom Bones ? “ because he is Daddy “
Jerry - “ LEEEEERRRROOOYYYY JENKINNNNNSSSSS!
by Chatterbox32 May 25, 2018
Get the Jerry Smith mug.One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged. Jack smiths usually wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical Jack Smith would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a Jack Smith would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.
"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"he says he's gone for a shave but we both know he's really gone for a "jack smith"
"he says he's gone for a shave but we both know he's really gone for a "jack smith"
by ProudFeet2 January 29, 2009
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a category of people in relation to having no identifiable heritage or culture.
The origin of Smith people are unknown (hence their generic last names and heritage). They are found in large numbers throughout the southern US but most especially the state of Texas.
often confused with redneck (an uneducated form of a smith)
The origin of Smith people are unknown (hence their generic last names and heritage). They are found in large numbers throughout the southern US but most especially the state of Texas.
often confused with redneck (an uneducated form of a smith)
by yoandro August 17, 2007
Get the Smith mug.The term given to anyone that has been trying to get with a girl for centuries and when he finally did he got an STD, therefore making him a Semiphorous Rex
Reid Smith never had a girlfriend until that fat bitch Jackie came along and transformed him into a Semiphorous Rex
by Odyssey of the uterus September 24, 2003
Get the Semiphorous Rex mug.A more colorful way to express one's disgust or disappointment while shaking one's head. A variation of SMH meaning "shaking my cotton picking head" as used by Southerners and actors in Wild West movies.
So did you hear that Michael is wearing a zoot suit to the prom?
A zoot suit? What is that?
Like it has ginormous shoulder pads and lapels you can see from outer space and pant legs you can't sew together until he actually puts them on.
That's ridiculous! SMCPH
A zoot suit? What is that?
Like it has ginormous shoulder pads and lapels you can see from outer space and pant legs you can't sew together until he actually puts them on.
That's ridiculous! SMCPH
by Ninjetta April 22, 2010
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