sloppy joe

When you take a shit between the girls butt cheeks and she squeezes them together making the sloppy joe

When I took a dump between julios gonzaleZ's aka weezy moms butt cheeks making the best sloppy joe I've ever had

by marcel2007 July 28, 2006

Sloppy Floppy Seconds

When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.

Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.

by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005

sloppy jose

when you cum in a girl and fall asleep right after. this will most likely cause the conception of your 4 and 5 child.

i got this condition known as sloppy jose, after i bust my nut i'm gonna pass the fuck out so don't ask me what i'm thinking about

by kingcaddy March 15, 2010

Sloppy Seconds

A boy or a girl who is someone's rebound when their main partner is not satisfying.

Stacey is Jeffery's sloppy seconds, when Cameryn isn't around.

by Sarah M. August 20, 2005

sloppy hinson

this is the act of taking it in the ass while listening and singing along to ganster rap

mark: hey ross im horny, fancy a sloppy hinson?
ross: 2 right i'll grab my 2pac cd, brrappp

by Tommy Bob Ryan July 6, 2007

Sloppy Robert

It's kind of like the F word, because you can use it however the hell you like. It can be a thing you do to someone; which can be a variety of things. Basically, whatever you decide to call a Sloppy Robert.

You can call someone Sloppy Robert, even if their name isn't Robert. Or variations such as Sloppy Bob, Slop Bob, or just Sloppy.

It has been considered, but not done yet, to create a sandwich and name it the Sloppy Robert.

Oh damn, he just got a Sloppy Robert.

by slobpop April 8, 2011

Sloppy Almonds

A sexual act that involves going balls deep into your partners ass andjizzing before pulling out. Upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scrape up any remaining splooge or poop that coats the ball sack. It gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the poop-hole.

Skank: Oh my God, what smells like shit?

Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.

by sarcastictongue March 2, 2012