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slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”
by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019
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dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.
What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.
by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017
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thooky slide

a new dance, right foot forward, left foot back, then kill your family and stuff them inside life-sized dolls in the attic
guy 1-"yo im bout to hit that thooky slide"
*does thooky slide*
guy 2-"holy shit"
by swank_doober June 22, 2022
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Alaska Snow Slide

The act where you cum on a woman's neck and let it run down her back while she gives you a BJ
¨Yo Dog, I got an Alaska Snow Slide¨
¨Cool man¨
by NibbaChibba April 23, 2019
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West Lib Water slide

The act of covering your naked partner in butter and sliding them down a park bench
"Hey baby, let's go to the park for a West Lib Water slide".
by Marstootall November 14, 2014
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International Knee slide day

Every year on September 28th you have to go play soccer and score a screamer of a goal and slide on your knees.
peppermint scored a screamer of a goal and did a knee slide for international knee slide day
by sam12234574 September 26, 2021
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Yellow Slip-N-Slide

When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.
1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?

2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet

1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
by a_lax_account June 17, 2018
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