tank slapper

The pillion passenger on a motorcycle.

I got a new bike! Wanna ride tank slapper?

by Jimmetry December 11, 2011

Slapper

A person who believes they are patriotic simply because they slap an 'I support the troops' sticker on their car/truck/SUV.
jerk phony ignorant clueless hipster

Check out the 'slapper' in the Hummer getting 10 miles per gallon; I'm sure the troops are thrilled that he's enjoying the oil they're dying for.

by BungeeBoi October 23, 2008

mushroom slapped

To awaken one under the influence of psilocybin from incoherence with a quick slap of the hand to the face

Tony mushroom slapped Albert so as to awaken him from his incomprehensibly negative, drug-induced rant. (But Bert just became further enraged and had to be wheel chaired to bed.)

by Alphonse Drizzny January 5, 2009

russian slapper

when u move ur body back and forth slapping your penis and testicals against your legs. this is very rare do the incredible pain, russians are so good at it because there tecticals are so small it doesnt hurt them

ow i brusied my testicals from that russian slapper

by Forest Daytun April 27, 2006

Slappin The Buse

the act of slapping the male genitalia pretending that it is a bass guitar

Nick: Hey glenn, I am slappin the buse

Glenn: Get Some!

by danny fen fen November 18, 2009

clamp slapper

When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).

While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.

by Van Mad August 10, 2006