Definitions by BungeeBoi

Slapper

A person who believes they are patriotic simply because they slap an 'I support the troops' sticker on their car/truck/SUV.
jerk phony ignorant clueless hipster

Check out the 'slapper' in the Hummer getting 10 miles per gallon; I'm sure the troops are thrilled that he's enjoying the oil they're dying for.

Slapper by BungeeBoi October 23, 2008