The act of spitting on one's or self hand until your hand is soaked in spit, then slapping a victims face, usually asleep.
by Jamie21699523 June 7, 2017
Get the Spit Slapmug. 1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.
Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
by ladyfembot July 19, 2011
Get the jizzle slapmug. The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.
by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011
Get the Badger Slapmug. by City cowgirl May 16, 2018
Get the slapping pappymug. In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
Get the Poop Slapmug. When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
by grudge_bearer December 4, 2010
Get the life slapmug. The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
Get the Schlong Slapmug.