Simona

A very fake person, (una falsa) who talks shit.<3

"Sei proprio una Simona"
"Che Simona!!!"

by lasimona January 17, 2024

Simone

A person who just can't do anything right, they even fuck up their fuck ups

Wow John, you really Simoned that presentation!

by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024

Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

Simonsprouts

Children dads only discover the existence of years after their birth.

My mate Simon has 8 kids, 6 of ehich are Simonsprouts

by JohnnyD669 April 29, 2024