Shoot Me My Round

Requesting a fight; or confrontation.

Yo, shoot me my round

by Mr.Monsta March 12, 2011

Shooting the Mud

1. An inconsequential term used to describe ambiguous activities with a friend.

Person A:"What're you doing on the weekend?"

Person B:"I'm headed up to Terry's, we're gunna be shooting the mud to all weekend. Probably won't leave the house."

Person A:"Probably won't leave the bedroom, you mean."

by SaltyGeorge September 26, 2011

Shot The Dog

A reference to paramilitary police tactics bungled by their inevitable ineptitude, breaking into the wrong house and killing the family dog. It is an epic fail characterized by an overzealous attitude coupled with minimal mental skills which results in a total Munson.

Lil' Kim's plastic surgeon really shot the dog.

The fat kid on the skateboard is totally going to shoot the dog.

Your mom's ovum really shot the dog.

by Kleetus Orgasmus May 14, 2014

shot spot

Wet or dry stains on clothing ,bedsheets,carpets, headboards etc. from human ejaculate, most often the result of non vaginal forms of sex.

The most famous shot spot in history is the one that was on Monica Lewinsky's dress.

by g-man 82 June 24, 2015

shooting smack

to shoot up herion

That guy has been shooting smack since he was a teenager

by sinnamon roll December 4, 2016

shot of cocaine

putting cocaine in a shot glass, and knock it back son. Johnny Cash wasn't a little bitch so why should you be? lines of coke are for pussies

yo, Angie took a shot of cocaine and died man

by tmony May 4, 2018

Shoot me in the face

When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(

You: *Cleans room*
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.

by Bobthemotherfuckinbuilder July 19, 2018