The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.
Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake
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(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)
1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.
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Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.
Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.
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Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...
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Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...
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