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Guy 1:ur short as fuck man
Me:NO FUCKING SHIT
by penny pastrana April 27, 2022
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Short cutie <33

A short cutie is someone who is both short and a cutie.. these things may vary between certain people and some certain animals. But, the biggest main definition of this term is someone by the name of bee <33 bee is literally the cutest little shortie on earth >:)
“Hi bee”
Bee: “hello pineapple :3”
You’re a Short cutie <33”
Bee: awww 🥰
by qq.jxi August 4, 2022
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Redneck Short Bus

Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.
You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.
by hHop October 8, 2013
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Legitimate shortcut

Within the rules cutting through bull**** and red tape to get directly to the issue.
The professor took a legitimate shortcut to ensure the sanity of his students and colleagues.
by Dr. Gallesa March 31, 2020
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Respect short people day

So basically u have to respect everyone short and tall people must be punished. U now have permission to kick tall peoples shins :))
Oh look it’s ‘Respect short people day’. I must go respect luckas 🤠👍🏻
by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020
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Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020
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Ol' Short Eyes

President Biden. A derivation of "Ol Blue Eyes" nickname for Frank Sinatra, but given an appropriate description given the Joe Biden's predilection for pedophilia.
Don't ever let your young daughter stand by Ol' Short Eyes for a picture if she ever visits the White House!
by Cuivre2004 July 7, 2022
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