Snot Sausage

The male genitalia, penis, cock, prick, purple-headed-one-eyed-warrior, the little general, winkle.

"It was then that I saw the size of his snot sausage!"

by Snot_Sausage October 10, 2006

Bulgarian Sausage

A penis that is unusually small in length, but average to above average in width

How sad your Bulgarian Sausage looks

by That's Mr. Wanda to you April 01, 2006

Blood Sausage

When a person sinches a knot very tightly around the base of his/her erect penis just before ejactulation. This causes the blood in the penis to stay in the penis. The man or womans penis only becomes a blood sausage once their bigjuicyboner subsides. Since the lameduck (unerect penis) is much shorter than the bigjuicyboner and still has all of the blood from the bigjuicyboner, it looks like a plump blood sausage

Note: This does not work for niggers because of their burnt skin.

Hey ya'll! My new nigger can't get a blood sausage!

by nigkilla May 30, 2011

sausage

The fucking hottest dance group ever.

Did you see sausage last night? They rocked the heezy

by Sausages November 23, 2003

sausage fest

A party homosexuals have with their "sausages."

"I bet those queers have sausage fests all the time."

by Hectorisgon August 04, 2008

sausage sizzle

refers to a girls who is surrounded by guys and flirting with them

she is doing a sausage sizzle

by Naiji June 25, 2007

breakfast sausage

When a guy wakes up in the morning with an erect penis, aka "morning wood"

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend got excited when she saw my breakfast sausage and knew I was ready to go.

by amglaw March 08, 2014