Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich

A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.

Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!

by ThingNamer2000 September 20, 2016

assemble a sandwich

Used as an insult by wishing harm upon the person

Some similar phrases are "go step on a Lego" or "go stand in the corner"

Tristan: if you dont agree with me then you can go assemble a sandwich

Douglas: wow, I'm hurt Tristan

by Jedidiahhahaa March 13, 2017

belly butter sandwich

After pulling out and cumming on a girls stomach she reaches out pulls the man toward her and hugs the man like a koala bear making a belly butter sandwich.

I gave him that belly butter sandwich

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

P&V Sandwich

When a penis and a vagina get together for a sexy time.

Jenna: Hey Mark, wanna come over for a p&v sandwich?

by Sexy time January 20, 2018

Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water

-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"

by DaClub January 27, 2018