An extremely hot girl that you want to eat out for days.
She has so many toppings you don't know where to start.
She has so many toppings you don't know where to start.
by Snaplatts November 30, 2017
Get the Babe Saladmug. A Seaweed Salad is created when a man is about to ejaculate and he leaves the smallest portion of the head of his penis inside the female so as not to shoot the semen all the way into the vagina. The man then uses the necessary amount of fingers to "scoop" or "spoon" out the semen from the vagina.
The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.
Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.
The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.
The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.
Boom.
The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.
Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.
The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.
The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.
Boom.
So the waitress from P.F. Chang's came over last night and had a real nice Seaweed Salad. Luckily I had some extra sesame seeds in my pantry or else she would have tasted a little too much Eel Sauce in her bowl.
by Mr. Scoom October 8, 2014
Get the Seaweed Saladmug. To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.
Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020
Get the Fart Saladmug. by Das_Booty November 19, 2019
Get the wet saladmug. contents of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, only wrapped in lettuce, not on a bun. also called "protein style"
For healthy people, who have a burger craving
served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.
For healthy people, who have a burger craving
served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.
someone walks into a popular burger place and orders a double-double, protein style.
I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.
I will take one meat-salad please
I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.
I will take one meat-salad please
by arkitetk June 11, 2006
Get the meat-saladmug. The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with ones girlfriend, while feeding her salad full of grated, dry, feces.
by Lazeras April 7, 2011
Get the Cannonball Saladmug. Where someone sticks there finger up their ass,and goes to somebody and says, "Smell this chicken salad I had for lunch."If the person is stupid enough it should work.
by Dirtyd17x November 18, 2009
Get the Chicken Saladmug.