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baby dyke sex rays

The mysterious inborn quantum-like power baby dykes have to project sexuality instantaneously over any distance.

Baby dyke sex rays can be transmitted in person, over the telephone, via text message, via email, regular post, or even - some would argue - thought itself. The transmission of the sex rays may be intentional or accidental on the part of the baby dyke.

Upon striking most any more mature / experienced lesbian, the sex rays have the effect of an profoundly potent aphrodesiac, and can also foster feelings of protectiveness, friendship, and love.

It should be noted that while some very few lesbians are almost completely immune, most are not, and will usually succumb to the sex rays eventually whether they want to or not.
Dyke 1: I'm going out with Jessica later.
Dyke 2: Dude... She's like 19!!
Dyke 1: I know... I know... She got me with the baby dyke sex rays!
by Honor January 20, 2006
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Sexy af

Meaning, "SEXY AS FUCK", meaning to be really really sexy. Even enough to fuck the person or thing you're looking at. To be sexually attractive, to a point of sexual excitement.
Man, that girl is sexy af! I could stare at her all day long! Like DAYYYUMMM!
by buttcrackjones May 10, 2015
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Sexual Tiger

A phrase popularized by Jon Lajoie in his movie Show Me Your Genitals. It is used to describe a guy who is good at sex. He feeds on vagina and his love is like lightning.

It is rumored that sexual tigers great sexual techniques originated in China and have been passed on in secret.
That guy I hooked up with last night was a sexual tiger. Not only did he give me two orgasms but also a latent orgasm! I was leaving his place after the great sex, and then the latent orgasm hit me and I came all over my own feet!!
by Xelen May 23, 2009
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Sex Lemur

A being that is very obsessed with sex.
Wow, Josh is such a sex lemur! I've seen him walking out of thousands of apartments nude!
by thebomb1617 December 18, 2008
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Sexuade

To offer sex to convince someone to do something, ie become a whore or prostitute.
Girl 1: My bf won't take me out to dinner.

Girl 2: You need to sexuade that man!
by Flandrus March 7, 2009
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Sexual his-assment

When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.
"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"
by Maureen Thayer February 6, 2009
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