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It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.
"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"
by C January 10, 2004
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U.S.nomics

The way the United States handles Economics. Horribly. Basically, its like a condom. It gives you a sense of protection when your actually getting SCREWED.
Guy 1: Dude Obama is gonna get us out of this economic crisis, right?

Guy 2: Yeah, as long as he follows U.S.nomics
by Thecon96 March 19, 2009
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world's number one supergroup

The best band in life, Led Zeppelin is often called the number one supergroup.
ignoramus: whats led zeppelin?
coolguy: the world's number one supergroup dumbass
by iluvcheeseandcrackers11 June 12, 2009
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Tourist's Neck

A colloquial name for an affliction that consists of neck and shoulder tension as the result of continual craning of the neck to look behind one's shoulder; presumed to be in fear of assailants in a foreign and unfriendly place.

Coined in the early 70s when European tourists to New York City (during its period of high crime and dysfunction) would persistently look behind their shoulders to check up on sketchy locals after hearing countless horror stories of brazen muggers and bloodthirsty thugs from overwrought TV reports—and would strain their necks to the point of stiffness because of the excessive compression.
Alfhild got a bad case of Tourist's Neck after visiting Los Angeles and needed an ice pack to relieve his stress; those special reports on downtown drive-by shootings were overkill.
by vanguardxl August 7, 2009
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mutt's nuts

by edabom July 23, 2010
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pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her
Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"
by foxygranpa April 26, 2015
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When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.
"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"
by VintageCola May 11, 2018
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