Robert Pattinson

An actor who is idolized by some teen aged girls and thought to be a revolting and gay guy who never bathes by the rest of the world.
He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.

girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot! omg omg!

boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!

me: get a life both of u

by iamthe walrus12345 January 25, 2010

Robert Pattinson

ugly guy that has to have fake abs put on for his scene without a shirt in New Moon

Girl 1: OMG who's that guy?
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward

by Edward Hater December 31, 2009

Robertõ Milko

A famous Alaskan hockey player.

Guy: Bro did you watch the game last night? Robertõ Milko shredded ass!”

by HockeyMaster420 December 28, 2019

dirty roberto

A sexual manouver that envolves a south western Mexican. The Mexican is required to have a small baglama ( Turkish musical instrument ) while being inserted in to any of the participants rectal hole. While this is occurring everyone else taking part in the sexual activity must be freestyle dancing in a middle eastern manner along with the tune of the Mexicans guitar.

Dude, yesterday this party totally turned in to a big dirty roberto

by Rod and Todd August 27, 2008

Robertson's Creeper

A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.

Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.

by J-Money Chenevey December 13, 2007

Robert De Niro Face

When you take a toke from a joint and you make a really weird face!

Robert De Niro Face

by migget August 6, 2009