anti-relationship

when a person you really fancy says to you, do you just wanna have fun cus im not really the one for relationships!
you heart crumbles cus you cant bear the thought of someone else touching his/her body arrrrrrrrrgh!
he/she cant handle the strains of a relationship but can handle the strains of, the condom wont flush and my little brother wants the loo!!!/this sheets a bit wet and my moms gotta wash it etc.

person-a: your gorgeous, im glad we have this special bond!
person-b: (*gulp* special?) yeah! your propa sexy! im glad you understand that im an anti-relationship-type and am just looking for fun!
person-a: meh!

by Trinkbar_Trina May 13, 2005

it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.

"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."

by Tom February 7, 2004

fuck relationship

When a fuck boy and a fuck girl goes out

Their just in a fuck relationship

by Queen_mari May 19, 2016

Relationship Intensity

The degree of emotional strength that exists between two people. Relationship Intensity (RI) equals Relationship Level (RL) multiplied by Progression Time (PT), for each level, multiplied by Total Time Invested (TI).
RI = (RL x PT) x TI

Relationship Intensity for someone in a Facebook confirmed relationship for 30 days would be 9000.
RI = (10 x 30) x 30 = 9000

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden

"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018

Heterosexual relationship

A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.

I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021