Religiot

An insulting but non-generalizing word used in specific instances to describe a person that is an idiot and religious.

The word is sometimes used by athiots.

Specific instances include:
1) If you aren't an idiot and/or not religious then the term does not apply to you.
2) If you are religious and you believe natural selection is a cause of biological change or plays a causal role in the trajectory of evolution.
3) If you are religious and stab yourself to try an prove a point.
4) If you are religious and think by suddenly giving all your possession to the poor when you think it is the end of the world you will suddenly be a better person.

Singular: The religiot stabbed himself to try and show religion is true.

Plural: A group of religiots sold all their possessions and gave it to the poor because they thought the world is going to end soon.

by The_Interwebs December 11, 2011

Religious trauma

A term commonly used by angry grown ass adults with blue hair who are still mad at their parents for making them go to Sunday school instead of letting them sleep all day.

“Omg I had to wake up at 8 on Sunday mornings and go to church, I have so much Religious Trauma.”

by Jayfizzle January 7, 2022

relief

What trees do in the Spring.

My tree like to relief itself during certain months.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

Religious ignorance

1. Atheism
2. Religious fundamentalism (i.e. forgetting the fundamentals of religion)

by Laika May 23, 2003

Religion

Something the poor saps in this country have yet to fully comprehend, that is, after they are done reattaining sobriety after their pointless damn hangovers, if you want to religious bash, consult Saddam Hussein or his cohorts.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

religious persuasion

(n.) Ones' religion, that one was persuaded into belief of by man or miracle. Usually refering to the denomination as opposed to the actual religion.

I am a Christian, of the catholic persuasion, and will defend my beliefs against anyone who challenges them, unless thier misinterpretation is so great, that they should simply DIE, which rules out most people who talk about contradictions in the bible and other claptrap.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004