love pump

A name for Ashley.
A very annoying nick name
DIRTY!!!

Shane: Yes, Love Pump

by Jamie Rae January 24, 2005

Dirty Diesel Pump

The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.

Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.

by shoebarndoghorse December 25, 2007

1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 27, 2022

Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.

*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh

by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021

sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.

Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!

by NASS trio September 2, 2023

Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

Pump n' munch

Name used to describe a gas station in the middle of nowhere that has a hot bar or restaurant inside. Most notably known for delicious fried chicken and biscuits. Found across the south.

Ricky stopped at the Pump n' Munch for a fill-up and some fried chicken and collardz.

by BuffaloBob54 June 21, 2022