cherry picking

\ˈcher-ē ˈpikiŋ\

n. the act of sodomizing a partner who has inadvertently swallowed the pit(s) of a cherry(ies), and has thus grown a small cherry tree in the lining of their stomach and begun ejecting cherries through their colon

not to be confused with "suppressing evidence"

Bro, my girl says she's on the rag but I know she swallowed some pits yesterday. Guess I'll be cherry picking tonight!

by Babylegs486 June 30, 2011

pickin' pox

The result of an evening spent staring into the bathroom mirror removing ingrown hairs or other miscellaneous things from ones skin with tweezers. Usually done while under the influence of methamphetamine.

Would you cut that out? Hand over your tweezers.... Keep it up and tomorrow you're gonna end up with pickin' pox!

by raybo October 4, 2007

Pickedup

To to have picked up (something) in the past tense.

i pickedup on like 3 of those themse

by iproveditrae December 24, 2010

shit picker

a person's finger or the remaining stump of a finger

Ted watched in horror as the grenade blew of his buddy's shit pickers.

by Gwava February 24, 2007

Easy Pickings

A douchebag phrase used by Smurfs in League of Legends to tilt their opponent.

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: Such a dumb champion zzzzz

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: You are a pathetic piece of sht, nice fking job playing an op champion you stupd scrub azzhat

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn has left the game.

by PhenoDC January 29, 2019

Spineless-little-scumbags-who-think-it's-ok-to-pick-on-people

Those groups of adolescent kids mainly aging from around the ages of 11-14 in groups of 6 or 7 who randomly pick on those who look a little bit different from the widely accepted norm

*Spineless-little-scumbags-who-think-it's-ok-to-pick-on-people encounter*

Thugs: Hey You
Normal Person: What
Thugs: Your a f**king idiot mate
Normal Person: Yeah whatever
Thugs: Did you say something
Normal Person: No
Thugs: You better not have otherwise we're going to batter you up init

by TheFezManTumblr April 14, 2011

Pick Me

A woman who actively attempts to be picked for marriage. Often married by 25, the 'PickMe' women care about their image and know that their job is to be a good reflection of her man. The woman you picture in your head as a 'PickMe' is simply a twisted image of what a true PickMe is. This definition has been twisted by modern females who believe that they 'need no man'.

"A Pick Me gets picked because they know what men want."

by SallyWallburg May 30, 2021