Point Person

The person everyone points at when things go wrong.

Your boss elects you to lead a failing "special project" and when things go wrong you become the "point person."

by mml2g May 19, 2010

point of no return

When you accidentally open the fridge door too wide to shut on its own, so you have to manually close it.

Aw shit, I opened the fridge door to the point of no return, now I have to go back and close it.

by dakurmet May 22, 2020

Rocky point

a place where guys suck on plastic cocks because they are low key gay, and girls suck on plastic cocks cause they can't get real ones. That's right you heard me, rocky joint is also vape point!

Rocky point pedofile - "you eather get robbed for your vape or get raped"

by big boy troy August 19, 2017

break-even point

(n.) the level of output at which all costs are equal to revenue. There is niether profit nor a loss.

We make 500 cars a day and sell them for £10,000 each. The cost of making 500 cars in one day is £500,000 so we make no profit and no loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

High Point University

A hotel instead of a college. They worship their president and quote him like he is God. For kids who aren't smart enough to get into Elon and their parents don't know where else to send them. Really nice but not worth it because these kids will be living off of daddy's trust fund forever.

Person 1: Want to go to the steakhouse?
Person 2: Yeah! Boy, does High Point University prepare us well for the real world?
Person 1: Yeah for sure, like the president says, "Goodnight"

by callmepaul May 13, 2011

Pointless Story Jar

This is an imaginary jar that holds all the pointless/useless/worthless stories that are told by all people. Once a pointless story is told you cup your hands in the shape of a circle, thus creating the top of a jar. Luckily the jar is imaginary so it is limitless and easy to be transported to and fro.

"This one time, at band camp."

"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."

by Anita Cocke May 7, 2010