crabby patty

someone u don't like or have the time for

that girl is such a crabby patty

by Caress gilbert March 18, 2003

Patty Duke

When you ask the girl you're with to pretend to be your long lost cousin for sexual purposes.

That girl was so hot she reminded me of my cousin, Tanquaray, so I asked her for a Patty Duke.

by Mayonaisse Man December 19, 2011

Cincinatti Patty

When u shit on sumones chest and make it flat like a patty and then u come in the middle.

i gave my girlfriend the cincinatti patty last nite

by ILIKETITS! July 31, 2009

Patton'ed

1) Spend copious amounts of time and effort to find out that it functions to its minimal (or less than) required expectation; failing to resolve and/or complete the task at hand, and not caring at all to do so.

2) General lack of expertise, attitude, and motivation, in an area which it is expected that such person or persons would have such expertise, with the end outcome leading to failed expectations.

I got patton'ed at the mva today. I went to the MVA, stood in line for 3 hours with my docs and told I needed to come back. When I did, the previous person didn't tell me I need more information on my docs.

by Mr. Cunt Muscle April 8, 2009

Pitty Patty

A game involving a large inmate and a willing/unwilling fresh inmate. It is a form of initiation into the jail community. The game generally consists but is not limited to foreplay, mushroom stamping, cuddling, intercourse, and pillow talk.

There is never a distinct winner or end to the game, but the new inmate is always the loser.

looks like we have a new player for pitty patty

by l33tpittyPatty October 25, 2010

patty cakin'

The act of double teaming a girl (one hitting the back, the other getting dome) and you both play patty cake over her back.

Last night my boy nick and carter were patty cakin' a bitch...

by Nick Carter III April 4, 2009