This lovely act, is called the polish hookah, due to the number of Poles involved in it. The act is when a girl sits in a public restroom, and begins to defecate. While moving her bowels, she gives oral sex to a man in front of her, as well as the occasional attention to the two penises through the glory holes on either side of her.
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Roger is going to be really happy when he gets home as the mailman delivered his Polish Playboy today.
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when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”
girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
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"oh gee Ned, I though it was 'chips' for free, not 'chicks' for free. You are such a lyric police....just leave me alone and let me sing even if i'm wrong"
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Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.
Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.
Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.
Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
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