A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so

Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.

by z'mirote April 16, 2020

National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020

National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.

"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"

by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020

National Punch Medium People Day

Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)

Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!

by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020

among us people

oh yes among us a fun game ahhahahahahha
wait until you meet the people

among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex

the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words

(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*

(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling

the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT

the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die

by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020

Kick Short People Day

The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!

Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!

by Alla Gnatenko August 29, 2021

Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!

Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!

by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021