pig mouth

A vagina with seemingly no defining labia or other such entrails. Just a pig mouth slit.

I got Jane in the sack the other night, but was disappointed to find out she has pig mouth pussy.

by bubblegum lover April 30, 2009

pig in blanket

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.

Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.

by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008

Pig Sticking

Going on a big drinking night out and pulling then sleeping with a large ugly girl.

we are going out pig sticking tonight, i hope mine dosent smell to much!

by RG14 October 03, 2009

pig-latin

The main argotic procedure in the English language. There are several versions of it, but the principle remains the same: to dissimulate the original message with a stable parasitic code surrounding each syllables of that original message. Pig-latin is a strictly verbal argot.

Smgokl-smfuckl-smyourkl-smselfkl is "Go fuck yourself" in a specific variety of pig-latin

by Ysengrim January 03, 2004

sumter pig

A creature resembling a sasquatch with the physical qualities & hygiene of a pig living in sumter S.C.
generally dirty blonde, thick in the thighs and a face that looks like it was hit with several pounds of what the fuck?

yall see jerry is takin out sumter pig again this weekend. yeah man she sure is a typical south carolina swine.

by scott a w February 02, 2008

pig josh

WOW! What can I say about Pig Josh.......................................... HE IS A FAT ASS!!!!............

Pig Josh is very fat. He will eat a cow for a Snack.

by Dave Rardin April 26, 2005

Mr. Pig

When you're doing a girl in the butt, reach your hand over and pull her nose up like a pig-snout and ask her, "What's your name?"

A suitable response is, "They call me Mr. Pig!!!" said in a squeal.

What's your name, bitch?!" "They call me Mr. Pig!!!!!

by The True Mr. Pig September 01, 2010