shawn payne

a shawn payne is a player and a jerk. most boys are jealous of his skills to play girls. is extremely strong and attractive, and usually takes advantage of that. is also very cold-hearted. a shawn payne usually falls for attention whores.

man, i wish i was a shawn payne.
UGH ! hes such a shawn payne.
dont trust him, hes shawn payne'ing you.

by imsofresh. October 31, 2010

cell phone

A personal locating device which ensures that you are pussy whipped

Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !

by J.J.J. January 7, 2004

phone zit

The recurring chin zit that results from spending too much time on the phone.

by zooa November 3, 2003

Phanessa

1. A very funny girl.
2. Awkward conversation holder.
3. More shy than believable.
4. Weirder than believable.

Phanessa: Don't you understand Phanessanese
Erin: No, because I'm normal.
Phanessa: Yeah, that's right, you're not a Phanessa now are you?

by emario February 3, 2010

phone sex

the act of using the vibrate function on a cell phone to pleasure ones self.

Amy was having wicked phone sex in calculus the other day.

by man15 May 7, 2004

Banana Phone

A banana thats a phone. Also a popular song.

Ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE =D!!!!!

by Hyoko Otohime May 1, 2005