color cell phone

An internal mechanism used for detecting homosexuality in others, otherwise known as "gaydar."

- "That guy Tom is really cute. And he's gay, too!"

- "Are you sure?"

-"Are you kidding me? My color cell phone was ringing off the hook!"

by Flipasaur July 23, 2006

self phone

A phone I use to call myself. Play on word sound cell phone. (See cellph phone.)

That's my self phone. I use it to call myself.

by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005

cell phone

Something all teenagers find is necessary when really its not at all...and makes people horrible drivers. . .thats why n.y.(the only state worth living in) has a law against it

an asian person driving + cell phone = death to everyone

by A bitch and i'm sorry January 21, 2006

Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.

I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

phone rape

To complulsive need to call, leave voicemails, and text message the same person without getting a response. Usually, drunk.

He wouldn't answer the phone, so I went past the drunk-dial and straight into the phone rape.

by theBERTRAND November 13, 2006

phonebooking

The act of beating a person repeatedly with one or more phonebooks. Originally intended to prove that any noun can be made into a verb.

"Where's that short guy with glasses, I just got the new yellow pages and I'm up for some serious phonebooking."

by deeceeo October 14, 2004