sweet peter move

When you pull a dope move on someone, leaving bystanders saying, "whoa sweet peter move right there!"

Macron went straight in the direction of trump, then at the last minute he pulled a sweet peter move and shook Angela Merkel's hand first.

by The Resistance Grandma August 13, 2017

Penny Peter

Synonym for a small dick, a one inch dick, a mega ultra small dick.

Hey, your girlfriend said you have a penny peter!

by Ghost of hamlet September 28, 2017

lil peter

A lil peter is a vulgur term to describe an asians genitalia.

Look a that zipperheads lil peter.

by Lil munts December 13, 2017

mrs peter

An old White lady that deep thourts on a daliy

Dam you Mrs peters

by Jose leal January 12, 2018

Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

Sean peter

Two timing sex offender, extremely greasy, tries to squeeze into a medium when he's an extra large, kisses girls when they are sleeping, three ciders and he's down, Can't fat shame him, he has no shame. Don't be an ape, don't be Sean Peter.

Local ape Sean Peter lobes himself up into a medium.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018