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penis recoil

When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.
Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.

Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!
by hertel3k January 13, 2010
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Star Penis

The famous move by Star Platinum from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. The stand Star Platinum extends his penis out as an attack with such sheer strength it obliterates anyone that comes in contact with it.
Behold the power of my Star Platinum's ultimate move, Star Penis!
by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019
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Thrashing penis

a penis that has gone completly out of control and thrashes about with fury
"omg that guy has a thrashing penis!"
by Hakko December 13, 2003
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penis breath

What Elliott calls Michael in E.T
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun
Elliott: IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH!
by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016
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Gurgle Penis

A game played with an unwilling participant, the object of which is to make the participant gag and make funny noises while the penis is inserted in the mouth.
George enjoyed a rousing game of gurgle penis with his imp Dougie.
by Stink Mage April 14, 2009
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Settlemire Penis

A penis with down syndrome, that is oddly shaped, ugly, or deformed.
That guy in Group 2.0 looks looks familiar, I think I saw him in a faces of meth meme. It was no surprise that when he posted his dick it was clearly a Settlemire Penis.
by Rocktopler November 22, 2014
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Nigga penis

by Getofmw July 3, 2019
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